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Adam doubled down with Mary Magnalene, denying your own chosen one from sharing claim for Christ-light with Eve, or saving her from becoming Christ-lite. Instead, Augustine et al demoted Eve into the daughter of darkness.
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What a selfish, dick-loving fool man is, Eve is most beautiful and most of today's Adams will still not let her relish the snake like she wants. It is you who is missing out, Adams of the earth.
And then came Sandy Koufax. Man tried for years to get him to flatten the curve. Finallly, Arthritis did this for you.