Peepul: How long must we carry a full load without release? The maniacal Left repeatedly arms itself with falsehoods about our beloved leader, Ronald Wilson Reagan (not to be confused with Ronald Wilson Reagan, the “outsourcing” tinkle-machine of Harrington, Pennsylvania).
Simply based upon his referring to his wife as Mommy, over seventy-five thousand- five hundred accounts of RWR (these initials stand for Ronald Wilson Reagan, not Regina Winstock Rrrrrrrrrrrrowl whose swallowings in the bathrooms of Congress have produced more than a yelp or two) have circled the globe, surfed across airwaves, bounced of satellites, scurried through telephone lines, and have even been known to penetrate the minds of weaker men, such as RWR himself, causing stout men to cry, as they might when—with their gift from God trembling violently in hand—they call into the netherworld or cry unto the heavens, and blinded by a blazing third eye of a soul dominated by a whip-snapping Mommy- produces an explosion so abrupt it shatters the image of the world as it is. “Tear this wall down!”
And in the clean up, heaving breath, a tired hand, blurry-eyed, the blotch on the floor of a west Wing bathroom producing the vision . A bear. In the splotch was a bear, which our idealistic President quickly interpreted as Russia right before nodding off, falling off the seat and bumping his head on the royal toilet paper roll which he had emptied in anticipation of the blotch which escaped too quickly for any catch and flush: Mother Bear? You’re dead.
So let the Freudians cry, Oedipal, I say so what? Our fearless leader RWR, (not Ms. Rrrrrrrrrrrrrowl) footnote
Footnote: It is frightening to imagine Ms. Rrrrrrrrrrrowl’s appearance in the White House. Should her presence have intercepted the stain, in all likely hood there would have been no vision, no Mother Bear You’re dead moment and the world as we know it may have never come to pass, having been incinerated in a nuclear holocaust.
So those who cry Ronny was Oedipal Ronny was Oedipal as most everyone has heard, not a day goes by when the cursed wordrs do not cross the airwaves, one cannot drive down the highway without some left-wing zealot standing by the roadside screaming that chant :Ronny was Oedipal, I’m sure we’ve all seen them, by the thousands, at the ballpark, rather than the wave, oftentimes it’s Ronny was oedipal, we proudly march on, turning a Christian cheek to such foolishness. Those left wing mighty mouths will nevefr get it: Without Ronald Wilson Reagan’s (of Washington DC, not Harrington, Pennsylvania) seeing Mommy in his wife and loving her so he maintained her visage during his “moment” and of course taking her on as his wife, lover, and Mommy, those left wing radicals would be nothing more than ash.
Then again, if Ms. Rrrrrowl and her mouth had been around catch Ronny’s yelp, so would we all.
Ronnie Was Not Oeidipal!